Friday, October 15, 2010

I have a little secret....

Boy, that sure got you here quick!  Everyone loves a little secret, don't they?  But I won't count you, YOU just follow my blog on a regular basis and so you just naturally came over to see what I posted....right?  Well, whatever the reason, I guess I'll let you in on MY little secret.....Okay, here it is....Hello, my name is Sonya and I have O.R.D.*

Whew!  Thanks for letting me get that off my back!  I feel better already!  Now I can get on with my post.

Oh.... you don't know what ORD is?  I thought everyone knew?  Well, it's just this little thing commonly known as Obsessive Re-arranging Disorder. {don't you LOVE the name I gave my disorder?  I had to give it some kind of name....there's a disorder for everything these days!} Yep!  That's me!  I LOVE to re-arrange my furniture! Sometimes I go through spells where I re-arrange it once a week... and then I might have a lull where I don't do it for a WHOLE month! {that's when I REALLY start thinking there's something wrong with me!}  Most of the family has accepted my problem.  You might hear things like, "Yea, Mom's ORD has kicked in...again" or "But Mom, I wanted to go outside and play.... do we HAVE to re-arrange, again?".  Nothing like child-labor! {for those who don't know me very well, I am kidding, just  a little bit...}

Okay, enough about my problem.  Do you want to hear the really good news?  Well, since I have this silly disorder, I just happened to re-arrange this week and I got a new SEWING ROOM! I am LOVING it!  It's actually the whole fam's sewing room {us girls at least}  and it doubles as my office.  It is just GREAT!  See, I was a woman without a room.  My poor office and sewing stuff just couldn't find the right place to fit in.  It was sad.  But not anymore!  I even have a window that looks out back where I can watch the kids playing outside.  Yeah, those kids can now run and play without any worries about Mom dragging them back inside to re-arrange, again {for now, anyway}.  I will post a picture of my new room, eventually, so you can be excited with me.  For now though, I am going to sit here and enjoy my coffee in my new room.  Y'all come back, ya hear.

*there is no support group for this disorder.  If you need help, well, your just out of luck!

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